Happy Valentines Day

2006-05-04T09:31:00.000-07:00

100. I just LOVE watersports. Our teachers are complete pros. Jamilia and I actually synchronized out strokes. We did the whole length of the pools on our backs. Girlscout camp is the greatest.
The girl is first in girlscouting.
That's team spirit for you.

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99. a friend in need is a friend I'd whore out to strangers.

2006-05-04T09:14:00.000-07:00

98. If I told you half of the things that I have thought, you'd never stop crying.

2006-05-04T09:09:00.000-07:00

97. Yeah I fucked him, so what? you fucking cunt.

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96. time flies when you are watching midget porn.

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95. it is begun. I will not be ignored.

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94. you are in a strange place.

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93. shut up. it could be much worse.

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92. I really enjoyed our time together, in the bathroom.

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91. I will fuck you if you promise not to talk afterwards.

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90. If I had a penis, I would give you a St. Valentine's day massacre with it.

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89. I wanna own you like a slave.

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88. if you don't love me, I will kill myself.

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87. please don't look at me when we fuck.

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86. I make bad things worser.

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85. it really is all about looks.

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84. don't tell anyone we fuck.

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83. I am not here to listen to you speak.

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82. will the drugs help me love you?

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81. since you are the only mmeber of the opposite sex that will talk to me.

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80. I would not fuck you sober.

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79. Love fades like your hair. My locus of power has shifted.

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78. if you don't love me, I'll kill you

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77. we are all dying.

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76. You have really gotten the wrong idea.

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75. you don't scream as often, thanks.

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74. do not ask me about my time machine.

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73. NO. No bad touch.

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72. you buttered my toast.

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71. No, that was a candycane..

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70. If you don't love me, I will kill someone.

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69. I will never love you as much as I love beer.

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68. what is sex like, sober?

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67. you are a fucking moron.

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66. Let's pretend this never happened.

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65. vagina venereal disease is like a valentine all year long.

2006-05-04T04:40:00.000-07:00

64. thanks the robots

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63. the crazy one was right all along.

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62. show me on the doll. you make me sick.

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61. don't reject me, I may snap.

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60. thanking ugly things.

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59. I thought you were something else.

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58. you have ruined everything, again. You are a bad bad person and I hope you die alone.

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57. I fucked your mother.

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I buy and sell peolpe like you.

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55. be afraid and go away. I am sorry. I am truly sorry for that.

2006-05-04T03:31:00.000-07:00

54. I am not like you at all. thanks, ninjas are cool.

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53. If you don't love me, I'll kill us all.

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52. I am dead on the inside.

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51. have you suffered a tradgedy?

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50. some things can't be taught.

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49. well, I guess I would fuck you.

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48. I only did it that one time.

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47. you suck.

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46. I cry when I am alone.

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45. I love you so much, I want to cut your face off and wear it like a mask.

2006-05-03T11:16:00.000-07:00

44. You're like a sweet delicate flower, the kind I like to fuck.

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43. Just spit on it.

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42. I do not like to be touched at all.

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41. I do not suck at all.

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40. I cry during sex.

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39. it is not a secret.

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38. your akwardness really repulses me.

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37. How do you like to suck it, Bitch?

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36. thanks, what you're doing is wrong.

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35. don't trust me. I can't be trusted.

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34. why bother? you are wrong. who could love me?

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33. don't eat my brains zombie fucker.

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32. You are filled with something.

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31. I shit myself.

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30. I've got a secret.

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29. I like you a whole not. I am doubtful of your intentions.

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28. spank me motherfucker.

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27. You is my bitch.

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26. I only do anal with Jesus.

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25. take one for the team. fuck it. fuck off.

2006-05-02T05:59:00.000-07:00

24. You are as dumb as a bag of hot dirt.

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23. I know what you are doing and it is wrong.

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22. I thought you were someone else

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21.I would give someone a kidney.

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20. please save me from myself.

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19. has parts that are pink.

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18. Leave me alone

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17. I would break up with you but I am afraid you would kill yourself.

2006-05-02T05:25:00.000-07:00

16. Surprise!!!

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15. I don't fuck so good.

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14. You make me feel empty. Please don't look at me.

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13. It will not make you feel better.

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12. I will not save you.

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11. Sorry. Don't get precious.

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10. I don't care at all.

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9. I hate myself. I hate you.

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8. I would trade you for a donkey.

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7. Time flies when you are having the life sucked out of you.

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6. I have never felt so lonely as right now.

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5. Please touch my dirty dirty girl parts.

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4. I was once very much in love.

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3. I know you would sell me.

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2. It will be gone soon.

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1. I do not suck