Happy Valentines Day

On Easter Sunday, I sent out 100 handmade Valentines.
They're all here
It's all about love.
You should comment.
You should send me money...no, really.

Thursday, May 04, 2006

100. I just LOVE watersports. Our teachers are complete pros. Jamilia and I actually synchronized out strokes. We did the whole length of the pools on our backs. Girlscout camp is the greatest.
The girl is first in girlscouting.
That's team spirit for you.

99. a friend in need is a friend I'd whore out to strangers.

98. If I told you half of the things that I have thought, you'd never stop crying.

97. Yeah I fucked him, so what? you fucking cunt.

96. time flies when you are watching midget porn.

95. it is begun. I will not be ignored.

94. you are in a strange place.

93. shut up. it could be much worse.

92. I really enjoyed our time together, in the bathroom.

91. I will fuck you if you promise not to talk afterwards.