Happy Valentines Day

On Easter Sunday, I sent out 100 handmade Valentines.
They're all here
It's all about love.
You should comment.
You should send me money...no, really.

Thursday, May 04, 2006

100. I just LOVE watersports. Our teachers are complete pros. Jamilia and I actually synchronized out strokes. We did the whole length of the pools on our backs. Girlscout camp is the greatest.
The girl is first in girlscouting.
That's team spirit for you.

99. a friend in need is a friend I'd whore out to strangers.

98. If I told you half of the things that I have thought, you'd never stop crying.

97. Yeah I fucked him, so what? you fucking cunt.

96. time flies when you are watching midget porn.

95. it is begun. I will not be ignored.

94. you are in a strange place.

93. shut up. it could be much worse.

92. I really enjoyed our time together, in the bathroom.

91. I will fuck you if you promise not to talk afterwards.

90. If I had a penis, I would give you a St. Valentine's day massacre with it.

89. I wanna own you like a slave.

88. if you don't love me, I will kill myself.

87. please don't look at me when we fuck.

86. I make bad things worser.

85. it really is all about looks.

84. don't tell anyone we fuck.

83. I am not here to listen to you speak.

82. will the drugs help me love you?

81. since you are the only mmeber of the opposite sex that will talk to me.

80. I would not fuck you sober.

79. Love fades like your hair. My locus of power has shifted.

78. if you don't love me, I'll kill you

77. we are all dying.

76. You have really gotten the wrong idea.

75. you don't scream as often, thanks.

74. do not ask me about my time machine.

73. NO. No bad touch.

72. you buttered my toast.

71. No, that was a candycane..

70. If you don't love me, I will kill someone.

69. I will never love you as much as I love beer.

68. what is sex like, sober?

67. you are a fucking moron.

66. Let's pretend this never happened.

65. vagina venereal disease is like a valentine all year long.

64. thanks the robots

63. the crazy one was right all along.

62. show me on the doll. you make me sick.

61. don't reject me, I may snap.

60. thanking ugly things.

59. I thought you were something else.

58. you have ruined everything, again. You are a bad bad person and I hope you die alone.

57. I fucked your mother.

I buy and sell peolpe like you.

55. be afraid and go away. I am sorry. I am truly sorry for that.

54. I am not like you at all. thanks, ninjas are cool.

Wednesday, May 03, 2006

53. If you don't love me, I'll kill us all.

52. I am dead on the inside.

51. have you suffered a tradgedy?